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Welcomehere we are


Faster than a speeding puffin, more chocolatey than a chocolate labrador, descending from apes (if they are tall enough) Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers release your ears to play backgammon undisturbed.

Tuba, piano, drums, ukulele, tickling and rubbing your senses into a fun stew. Enjoy yourselves, if you can; Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers are greater than you think.

Thought Porridge

Our new album is nearly out!

You can buy it on pre-sale here - the day after we get it, you'll get it.

Zoetrope code?
Here's a sneaky preview:  

Pick up our back catalogue here (choose a CD, then click on the badger):
Choose your CDs

Overseas? Email for shipping costs


or download them here

Audio downloads

 Here's our last album, Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan

"My favourite album of the year...every track on it is a gem.
The lyrics are a thing of beauty"

Alan Raw, BBC Introducing


Here's our 90th birthday tribute to David Attenborough!

If you'd like to sing along, download the sheet music!



here's our video of The Seaweed Under the Sofa




here's our Dinosaurs video




and here's one about Soy Milk




Josie Tothill was just 14 when she made it. We loved it so much we re-recorded Cheese!


Leaning over a wall


"Sometimes I love bands because their music is so exquisitely crafted and sometimes simply because it's irresistibly daft. In the case of Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers it's both!"

Tom Robinson
BBC 6 Music


The Thought Porridge & Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan Song Book

Thought Porridge Song Book

Who needs CDs? Make your own entertainment with this song book. 84 pages long, with all the songs from our latest two albums: the tune, the words, the chords and ukulele tab. Alternatively, if you already have a Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan song book, you can just buy Thought Porridge.

Choose your song book